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circlejerkcommander:

i am safe and ready for the sex

circlejerkcommander:

i am safe and ready for the sex

shutupaubrey:

i don’t believe those bing vs. google commercials 

How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
Uta no☆prince-sama ♪

thegiggles:

hungarian:

what will happen when i’m 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot

you replace the term hot with the phrase ‘what a handsome young man’ and it’s suddenly socially acceptable

letsmakeloaf:

guys why is it called the walk of shame

and not the laid parade